Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A1: She didn’t like it ‘because she couldn’t get channel 9. A2: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get MTV.

Q: What’s a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw “911″ and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why are the Japanese so smart? A: They don’t have any blondes.

Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.

Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.

Q: How will you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.

Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A. A wine cellar.

Q: What’s the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.

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Q. What’s the blonde’s cheer? A. ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the airplane? A: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.

Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License? A. Because she got an F in sex.

Q: How will you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A. She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!

Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.

Q: How could you tell if a blonde is a great cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster without trouble.

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Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.

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One of my friends was looking for a party caterer Dallas which could provide him with cheap banquet halls as well. I researched around and came to know of a great Mexican restaurant Dallas called Mattito’s that provides just the services he needs, and immediately told him about it. Mattito’s has a history and tradition of being a favorite all throughout the Dallas area for hosting parties. It provides a one-of-a-kind Mexican food dining experience. Their menu has been created from family recipes that are over fifty years old, so they are really experts when it comes to food. They have a wide range of catering packages and can also custom tailor a special menu for someone’s specific needs. They use real china, cloth napkins, stainless flatware, chaffing dishes, buffet tables and decorations. In case a banquet is what you are looking for, Mattito’s can help you with that as well. They can host your party as well as offer private rooms with space from 20 to over 200 guest for all types of events. That includes wedding receptions, rehearsal dinners, birthdays, corporate events, holiday gatherings, etc. A plethora of combinations exist to make a great salsa recipe. That is why there are so many different great salsa recipes. However, what is truly exemplary about Mattito’s is the fact that it has not strayed from its tried-and-true, traditional recipe for Mexican salsa. And that is precisely why it is such a hot item on their menu. Some people eat the salsa with chips, some with tortillas, and even some on their entrees. Mattito’s serves up everything from avocado enchiladas, tostadas, pastries, tacos, tamales, and many other traditional treats and they are all very reasonably priced and delicious. They have breakfast, lunch and dinner menus, and even standard American fare such as hamburger and fries.

With summer right upon us, we are really going to chill out this year and host a whole bunch of BBQs, pizza and pasta nights, and eat Mexican food. For each get together, we will crack open a bottle of  Shiraz for celebrating the occasion. This is because Shiraz is our favorite wine of all times. So far we have already bought and stored a couple of bottles of Seaview Selection Shiraz 2010, which originally comes from one of the oldest and most picturesque areas in the McLaren Vale district. It is a soft, rich and flavoursome Shiraz, made from South East Australian grapes, delivering satisfying spicy, ripe fruit flavours with subtle oak notes well supported by fine tannins. This will go really well with our gourmet pizza sessions as well as our simple mixed grills.

We also plan to buy a couple of bottles of Stonyfell Selection Shiraz 2010. This is because, with its fragrant blackberry fruit flavours balanced by the subtle oak, it imparts a fine-grained tannin texture to the palate. It is guaranteed to please no matter when it’s opened and will really suit our casual occasions, such as our BBQs, pizza and pasta nights, as well as go along with our favorite Mexican food.

As some of you might be aware, the past few months have just been all work and no play for me and my family members. We were feeling so totally stressed out as a result of all the work pressure that we were going through. Due to that, we had taken a call that we would go on a long-awaited Caribbean vacation. We were finally able to go and have now recently returned from our vacation. In actuality, we had been looking around for a very long time for some good all inclusive holidays that could help de-stress us, and that’s when we chanced upon some information about Breezes All Inclusive Vacation Resorts. We were lucky enough to visit one of their resorts. They have a number of resorts such as the Bahama resorts, the Jamaica resorts, etc. in their all inclusive vacation package deals. We had a great time and I still remember each and every detail of our trip there. I recall our experience at the Jamaica resort very vividly. It was a Super-Inclusive resort. The reason it can be classified as a super-inclusive resort is because everything you could ask for or imagine about is already included in their all inclusive deals. To give you an example, all the meals, drinks, entertainment, airport and hotel transfers, provided land and watersports and top-of-the-line equipment, tips and gratuities, etc. are included in the package, so you do not need to pull out your wallet every other minute to pay for anything.

I went to the park for a picnic with a whole bunch of my friends today. Needless to say, we had a really awesome time today. We laughed till our stomachs hurt. It is always great to have a few good laughs as it keep you healthy as well. I definitely plan on going out with my friends again soon.

The holiday season always includes lots of parties. That means that the expenses on party items is also quite great. That is why my boss asked me to try to reduce the expenses on this year’s Christmas party. I asked my other colleagues if they could suggest any areas where we could save money. They suggested that we should buy the party items at a wholesale shop, thereby saving some money in the process. Luckily I was able to find some wholesale party napkins on the net that were not only quite cheap, but also of a very good quality.